A Woman's Attempt to Throw Her Unflushable Poop Out the Window on a First D

posted by Drew -

  A guy in England met a woman on Tinder last month, and on their first date, she tried to throw her POOP out the bathroom window after the toilet wouldn't flush.  But she ended up getting STUCK in the window . . . the fire department had to rescue her . . . and the guy is crowdfunding a replacement window.

 

 

  Well congrats to these two . . . they both just scored a "What was your worst first date?" story that no one's going to be able to beat.

 

 

A guy named Liam Smith from Bristol, England started a crowdfunding campaign on GoFundMe yesterday to raise about $250 for a new window.  And here's why . . .

 

 

Last month, he went on a first date with a girl from Tinder.  It went well and they went back to his place to have wine and watch a documentary on Scientology.  SEXY.

 

 

Anyway, she used the bathroom, and came out panicked.  She told him she'd POOPED . . . it wouldn't flush . . . so she tried to throw the log out the window.

 

 

But these were weird double-paned windows with lots of space in between the panes, and it got stuck in there.  Liam and her started working together to get it out, but when she tried to crawl in to grab it, she got stuck . . . UPSIDE-DOWN.

 

 

The fire department had to come and rescue her.  They broke the window in the process, and Liam says since he's a broke grad student, he couldn't afford to fix it.  So he started the GoFundMe.

 

 

And believe it or not, he says he and the girl are talking about going on a second date. 

 

 

(Bristol Post / GoFundMe

 

 

(Here's a photo of the girl stuck in the window.)


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Originally posted on September 6th, 2017


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