Here's something to worry about for the rest of the summer: DRUNK, ANGRY WASPS. At this time of year, wasps go hunting for rotting, fermented fruit, which gets them drunk and angry . . . and it makes them more likely to sting you.
If you thought August was going to be a relief after this insanely hot summer, think again. It's bringing in a whole new summer enemy: DRUNK, ANGRY WASPS.
This is the time of year when wasps go out looking for sweet fluids to drink . . . and they usually find some rotting, fermented fruit in garbage cans.
Since they're tiny, even a sip of that is enough to get them HAMMERED. And then they fly off, all drunk and angry and looking for people to sting.
On the bright side, this phase should only last for a few more weeks . . . but until then, if you see any wasps, just know they might be drunk and could have bad intentions.
Originally posted on August 13th, 2018