*ATTENTION* I'M ON BEER-CATION 🤘🏻

My "to do" list"

🥓🍺 25 Things I Can Do with Beer & Bacon on Vacation 😎

1. Build a breakfast tower — alternating layers of bacon and pancakes, mortar made of maple syrup. Engineering degree not required.
2. Invent “baconboarding” — like surfing, but you're just riding waves of meat sweats.
3. Use beer as mouthwash — it’s minty if you believe hard enough.
4. Make a bacon bikini — sun’s out, buns out (literally and figuratively).
5. Marinate your decisions in beer — they’ll age like fine… regrets.
6. Create a bacon currency — exchange rate is 3 strips = 1 poolside piña colada.
7. Brew-hop like a boss — leave a trail of bacon behind so you can find your way home.
8. Have a “bacon tasting flight” — thick cut, maple glazed, peppered, and your uncle’s mystery bacon from the freezer.
9. Try yoga on the beach — replace “namaste” with “BACON!” at the end of every pose.
10. Start a bacon & beer podcast — even if no one listens, at least you’re drunk and full.
11. Build a friendship on bacon offerings — everyone has a price, and it’s usually pork-related.
12. Make “beermosas” — champagne is for amateurs.
13. Summon seagulls with bacon bits — quickly regret summoning seagulls with bacon bits.
14. Reenact Titanic in the pool — you’re Rose, beer is Jack, and bacon is the emotional support.
15. Use beer to “hydrate” on a hike — nature can wait, hops are calling.
16. Tie bacon to a fishing pole — catch fish or weird stares, either way it’s content.
17. Host a bacon-themed fashion show — sizzle down the runway.
18. DIY spa day — hot beer bath and a bacon face mask. (Warning: may attract bears.)
19. Make beer-battered bacon — because you’re on vacation and your cholesterol can’t find you here.
20. Tell ghost stories around a campfire — “...and then the last piece of bacon… FELL INTO THE SAND.”
21. Use bacon as bookmarks — grease = character.
22. Play beer pong with strangers — trade victory for bacon, everyone wins.
23. Make a bacon sculpture of your favorite celebrity — looking at you, Kevin Bacon.
24. Start a bacon & beer-only diet — results may vary 😂
25. Write a song called “Lager & Loin” — drop it on SoundCloud, become a legend.